Some Interesting jokes about women

1. Women are unpredictable.


Before marriage, she expects a man,
after marriage she suspects him,
and after death she respects him.

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2. There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much
They got married - and now he is going thru hell.

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3. A man inserted an `ad' in the classifieds :
"Wife wanted ". Next day, he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing :
"You can have mine."

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4. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure
of one thing:

either the car is new or the wife.

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5. It's easy to tell if a man is married or not.

Just watch him drive a car with a woman sitting beside him. If both his hands are on the wheel, you can be sure he is married.

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6. A man received a letter

from some Kidnappers. The letter said, " if you don't promised to send us $100,000 I swear that we will kidnap your wife."
The poor man wrote back, " I am afraid I can't keep my promise but I hope you will keep yours."

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7. What's the matter,
you look depressed." "I'm having trouble with my wife."
"What happened?" "She said she wasn't going to speak to me for 30 days."
"But that ought to make you happy."
"It did, but today is the last day."

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8.WOMAN


When she is 18 - She is a football, 22 men going after her.
When she is 28 - She is a hockey ball, 8 men going after her.
When she is 38 - She is a golf ball, 1 man hitting on her.
When she is 48 - She is a pingpong ball, 2 men pushing to each other.

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9.MAN


At 20 - A man is like a coconut, so much to offer, so little to give.
At 30 - He is like a durian, dangerous but delicious.
At 40 - He is like a watermelon, big, round and juicy.
At 50 - He is like a mandarin orange, the season comes once in a year.
At 60 - He is just like a raisin, dried out, wrinkles and cheap.

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10.Marriage Humour
In the beginning, God created earth and rested.
Then God created man and rested.
Then God created woman.
Since then, neither God nor man has rested.

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Q. Why can’t Sardar dial 911?

A. They can not find the eleven on the phone

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Q. What will a Sardarji do after taking photocopies?

A. He will compare it with the original for spelling mistakes !!

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Q. What will a sardarji do if he wants an additional white sheet of paper?

A. As he has already one with him, he takes a photocopy of the white paper !!!

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Q. Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?

A. Because below 18 was not allowed.

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Q. How do you measure a Sardar’s intelligence?

A. Stick a tyre pressure gauge in his ear.

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Q. What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at you?

A. Pull the pin and throw it back.

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Q. What do you do when a Sardar throws a pin at you?

A. Run like crazy….he’s got a hand grenade in his

mouth.

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Q. How do you make a Sardar laugh on Saturday?

A. Tell him a joke on Wednesday.

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Q. What is the Sardar doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears?

A. Trying to hold on to a thought.

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Q. Why do Sardars work seven days a week?

A. So you don’t have to re-train them on Monday.

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Q. Why can’t Sardars make ice cubes?

A. They always forget the recipe.

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Q. How did the Sardar try to kill the bird?

A. He threw it off a cliff.

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Q. What do you call 10 Sardars standing ear to ear?

A. A wind tunnel.

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Q. What do you see when you look into a Sardar’s eyes?

A. The back of his head.

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Q. Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?

A. They think their picture is being taken.

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Q. Why does Sardar have “TGIF” written on their shoes?

A. Toes Go In First.

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Q. How can you tell when Sardar sends you a fax?

A. It has a stamp on it.

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Q. How do you get Sardar on the roof?

A. Tell him the drinks are on the house.

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Q. “Oh, look at the dead bird.

A. ” Sardar looked skyward and said “Where, Where?